10 Reasons Why You Should Buy Me A Beer

1.  My conscious says no, but my fat gut says yes.
2.  I love you man.
3.  I got the pretzels, but no beer.
4.  I had a dry dream last night.
5.  Its not just for breakfast anymore.
6.  I want to start a beer putsch.
7.  A beer won't make me turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on Saturday afternoons.
8.  My favorite 7 course dinner consists of a pizza and a six pack, and I already have the pizza.
9.  It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

And the number 10 reason why you should buy me a beer,
10.  It'll make my girlfriend look prettier!

Only asking $2.00.
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